this is the most schizophrenic product i’ve ever seen.

-so, we’re regressing to toddlers in footie pajamas?

-but we’re those 11 year olds that wear the pants that zip into shorts?

-but we’re also 16, angsty, and cut thumb-holes into our sleeves?

-and we’re 26 year old Playboy bunnies that live in pink juicy couture matching sweatsuits?

and not a one of our identities knows how to use a blanket.